5 Mormons You’ll Meet in the Highest Degree of Heaven

You probably spend a good part of your day wondering if the people you love and the people you see on the street will one day be in the highest degree of God’s upper heaven. It’s a pretty sure bet (not that you ever bet) that these 5 Mormons will be a permanent fixture in that indescribable paradise.

Man 1
                      Alex Bennington

Of course Alex would be there. A.P. Alex. Bishop at 29 Alex. Saved a child from drowning in a river Alex. Could there be anything less shocking than Alex ending up in the highest degree of heaven?

Woman 1
                  Kelly Bennington

What’s that? Alex’s wife Kelly is there, too? Quick, does someone have an AED? Because we’re having a heart attack from the shock! Pretty, blonde Kelly, with her 3 beautiful (triplets, naturally) children? Gorgeous, thin Kelly who made origami figures of all the prophets of the Book of Mormon for her Primary class last Sunday? Yep, that’s the one!

The Bennington Children
             The Bennington Children

Well, DUH!*

Benjamin Franklin
Benjamin Franklin

Revered Founding Father Benjamin Franklin may have morally behaved in a questionable manner, but decades after his death he’s been vicariously baptized hundreds of times. There’s simply no doubt that you’ll meet Dr. Franklin should you be obedient and faithful enough to ascend to the highest degree of heaven!

Goofy
              Goofy

Of course Goofy will be in the highest degree of heaven. He is too good, too pure to even consider otherwise. We love you, Goofy!

*Yes we know the Bennington Triplets are technically three people, but you can be sure they’ll be there, with their parents, smiling and laughing and riding horses with gold-plated saddles, or whatever.

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